If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

yes, you read correctly on cremedrops, i went to the thrift store today. actually both of them. first we went to Goodwill, because my broher wanted to find a retro bowling ball bag for his ball (that he'd bought a few days earlier at salvation army) and we found what we were looking for. a totally classy hard-case thing. it holds a bowling ball, i think. we left goodwill with our $2 case and set out for salvation army. there, i found myself a bowling bag (i dont have a ball, or shoes) and noticed a $3 price tag on it. it was a pretty blew (from doyle gammel, yes i know its spelled incorrectly, get your mind out of the gutter) baby blue actually. i opened it and there was a ball, AND SHOES in it! amazing! and still only $3. phenominal. i bought that puppy, and headed out to the car with my prize, when some punk kid on a tricycle said to me "nice bag, you *** (gay person)" i was shocked, but then looked down and saw that i was carrying a baby blue bowling bag that is totally the right size for a cosmetic bag. i smiled and said "thanks." what was i to do?

no report on the girl situation yet. probably wont for a while. hoping to get a date before spring break is out, and yes, i'll take pictures to prove it.

thtanks anyway, guys.

greetings from 2516 bruce street, part deux

hello all, i'm spending a few days with my brother here at camp college appartment. fun stuff here. yep.

we're going fishing tomorow, hopefully at some point. i think the both of us could use a few hours drifting on the water away from the troubles thatt seem to be unquestionably assosciated with females. i'm not saying that it will fix the worries, but maybe i'll trick mysef into feeling better about it. like "the village" except i'm the only villager.

i'm now on HOT or NOT, updates on my rating will come soon. rate me a 10.

have a wonderful day, i hope that someone's dreams will come true, as the quote sure isn't doing me much help. maybe i'll go fishing tomorow, then on my way back swing by her house and hold up my winnings and say "i caught you delicious bass" and win her heart forever. wake up. smell the whatever-the-heck-that-is-crawling-up-from-the-floor, jon!

lata


UPDATE- my HOT or NOT rating is currently holding strong at 9.4! more to come

i'm sorry timmy, but you need 15 tickets to live

this is borderline pathetic guys. project get jon a girl is off to a rocky start as i've already recieved pamphlets on taking that vow of silence. at least then i'll have an excuse, right?

even my mom's in on it now! i have a list of things that i want in a girl, and wont settle unless i get all of them, and upon seeing this list she said "erase all but 'girl' and work your way from there" and then my father interjects "and 'white'"

if its meant to be- its up to me! i've not given up on this battle yet, had to load the guns.

will someone loan me a dollar? or two?

gwaldq

another jack johnson song that totally applies to my life

"Sitting, Waiting, Wishing"


Now I was sitting waiting wishing
That you believed in superstitionsThen maybe you'd see the signs
But Lord knows that this world is crue
lAnd I ain't the Lord, no I'm just a fool
And in loving somebody don't make them love you

Must I always be waiting waiting on you?
Must I always be playing playing the fool?

I sing ya songs I dance a dance
I gave ya friends all a chance
Putting up with them wasn't worth never having you
And maybe you been through this before
But its my first time
So please ignore
The next few lines cause they're directed at you

I cant always be waiting waiting on you
I cant always be playing playing your fool
I keep playing your cards
But its not my scene
Wont this plot not twist?
I have no place to read?
Keep building me up, then shooting me down
Well im already down
Just wait a minute
Just sitting waiting
Just wait a minute
Just sitting waiting

Well if I was in your position
Id put down all my ammunition
I'd wondered why'd it taken me so long
But Lord knows that I'm not you
And If I was I wouldn't be so cruel
Cause waiting on love ain't so easy to do

Must I always be waiting waiting on you?
Must I always be playing playing the fool?
No I cant always be waiting waiting on you
I cant always be playing playing your fool, foool

sorry

there have been a few requests for some slightly less-depressing stuff on here.

so... whats the deal with the braille on drive up atm machines anyway? seriously?

yes

visit chucks blog (cremedrops)

ok then

yeah im pretty bored right now. jon is forcing me to post. well, im pretty tired right now. i'm gonna go read some comics. i lied about jon forcing me to post.

i like boys, i'm out of the closet now. rainbow

my name is bill and i like boys

what to do

yeah i haven't posted in quite a while, or at least a post with my own words on it.

i am done taking the ACTAAP! boy that literacy test was sure...... hard? i dont know if i'll.......... pass? oh mercy that was the most pointless thing i've ever done. why do they even have the ae kids take that thing anyway? wouldn't they have already figured out that they cant speak english?

saturday night at 6 o'clock (location: unknown) will be the debut of the (name pending) Jon Phillips/Will Dougherty combo. B on set, Platt on his left-handed bass, Will on piano, and I'll be rippin up on the saxes. all are invited. details to come

I probably wont post tomorow, i'll probably be too busy with my *cough* girlfriend *cough*. we really like to spend a lot of time together. *cough*. whats a 17 1/2 year old single guy supposed to do on a friday night? SOMEBODY CALL ME!!!

Congratulations to Dempsey and those other guys on the baseball team who won another tournament tuesday (?). nice goin, fellas!

yes. and thats that.

stupid videos

i just watched some of these. they are very funny.
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