Houston Spring Break '06

yeah man i just pulled in from houston, and i gotta get on here and put up some pics. here goes.



here's minute maid park as viewed from the road.. i believe thats the right field wall side. but WHO CARES. this is obviously with the roof open. my aunt hooked us up with an AWESOME tour. take a look---



this is the field from the view of the GENERAL FREAKIN MANAGER of the Houston ASTROS private booth!!! yo man i was IN there!!!!



now, to the uneducated, this seems like a picture of me and demps in the stands.. NO! WE'RE IN GEORGE AND BARBARA BUSH'S PERSONAL SEATS !! right behind home plate in the Diamond Club area ($91,000 for your first season, $25,000 every season after, plus $245 a seat, minumum of four, for the most awesome Astros experience EVER! yeah thats BA-D!



yeah this is the view FROM INSIDE THE NET!!!!! I'M ON THE FIELD! THE ONE THE ASTROS PLAY ON! AHH!



major league style... yeah thats not just how the stros do it, its WHERE THEY DO IT! home team dugout baby!!




this is me and dempsey at the base of Tal's Hill, standing next to the longest centerfield wall in the major league. and the extra special in-play American flagpole

the view of the 40 thousand seats from the base of Tal's Hill. also is a nice view of the grass which is imported from Argentina and replaced every year and grown just for the 'stros. it is softer than my own teddy-bear blankey. and you've felt the blanky. that grass is HEAVEN



me and big d on the boardwalk at Kemah. lookin good

me and dempsey on Shell Beach by the Houston Yacht Club. much as the name depicts, the beach-- its covered in shells. and hurricane debris. found some cool stuff. so ask yourselves, did i buy your presents? interesting......




hittin huge shells on shell beach with some driftwood... heck yeah man



MY FIRST SALTWATER FISH!!!! this is a 13 inch speckled trout, which i caught on 5 foot drop with a shrimp in the GULF OF FREAKIN MEXICO!!


just for you girls-- a real live pelican. i took the liberty of giving it some bread, but it passed it up to dive bomb on a little trout. i mean it was like VVVYYYYOOOOSSSSSSHHHHHH!!!!! and then it was munchin on the trout. but yes, a pelican



lol here's the big one!!! not too shabby-- a 27 inch redfish caught around where the San Jacinto river goes into the bay near Baytown. Sweetness


well, this is just the beginning of my spring break, and its already been AWESOME! i hope you guys are having as much fun as i am, and i hope you are all safe. be good, kids!

NEW

Ok, so I'm at WalMart today right? I went up to the photo desk to sign my memory card up for some 1 hour developing fun. Seems innocent, right? well, an hour later i come back to claim my card and the prints. I get a rather large envelope with a ton of pictures of 3 small girls and donkeys at a basketball game, and the roof of someones house. I'm all like "these aren't my pictures!" so i get the guy over there (finally) and said "these aren't my pictures!" and he looks at them, and the sack and says "yes they are, they match the ticket"..... "no they aren't" "the numbers match the media" (as if he knows what he just said) "no, they really aren't my pictures. i had 2 pictures of a barn and 4 of the eiffel tower, and i get 30 pictures of 3 girls and some donkeys at a basketball game. there is no way these are mine, and i want mine back" "uh.... the numbers match the media" "will you just look for my pictures" "uh... whatever".... he yells "what kind of media did you have?" "a 512mb memory stick, that i will need returned or replaced" "uh.... there's another j phillips.. here" (handing me MY pictures) "did you think i was lying to you" "the numbers match the media sir."


WHAT AN IDIOT!


CHECK THIS AWESOME GAME OUT

SPONTANEOUS BRANSON TRIP

THE TITANIC IS IN FREAKIN BRANSON! (its no wonder it sunk, its only half a ship.. but its a good thing they avoided all the lawsuits that might have happened if they didn't have all that handicap parking)



we got 4 inches of freakin hail. some places got up to 10 inches. GOOD GRIEF.

this is the holy grail of my pictures. i almost had an emotional breakdown when i took it. please view full. just understand that this picture took much work and about 50 takes that didn't quite turn out so well.

this is the Brown Family Farmhouse. it was originally a sod house on the same location built with the barn, but a tornado 150 years ago took out the house, leaving the barn standing. this house was built shortly after and still stands, and is still in our family. lots of history.


ye ol' family wagon



my life is a black spiral (thanks will)

YEAH MAN

GO FOR IT

... Now I dont mean to brag, but...

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i'm not saying anything about it, but what could this mean?








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