uuuuhhhhh, arena schedualing is bad mmmmmmmmmmmkay

Today we recieved our information on getting our classes for next year. it started out fine until the rule started going around. Affective for seniors as such, no senior is allowed to take a math class and an english class in the same semester. WTF? what is the big deal? ill tell you why. whoever made up the class slots needs to be sent back to grade school. anyone that is in band has only one option in this mater, which is to take a math and english course in the same semester. when getting wind of this "Rule," Jon and I set out on our quest to FIGHT THE MACHINE. for the rest of the day we tried to suck up to the teachers enough to be able to go to the office and sort things out. we finaly got our break in Mrs. Cauthens class. Jon, Eric, and I went to the office only to find that there was a waiting list to see the counsoler. clearly they did not do a good job in setting up the classes. Thanks again Vilonia High School for placing money and time in front of the good of your students.

Pug Mahone

A day in the life of.....

This is a story of what it is like to wake up in the life of an extreme liberal.

I awake in a daze......not in my home....I smell like an underarm after many washless days. I feed my pet cow, I am saving its life. Saving an animal that most would eat, but the animal has much purpose, I mean who couldn't see how cool a personality an animal has that sits, eats, and shits in a field all day. I primp myself in preperation for the day.... I use my pro-animal hair styling solution that makes me smell as if I was just extracted from underside of an overweight french hooker. After completing my grooming ritual I sport the shirt "War kills, abortion rules, Go idiots" Quite fitting for someone of my political stance and questionable intelligence level (if any at all). I then hop on my bicycle with a playing card that says "I hate bush" brushing against the spokes, i'm so hardcore, that really shows him, Kerry would be proud. I cry. Driving this bike is fun, I'm really helping the middle east chrisis, Because my share is very noticiable in comparison with the billions of people who drive cars daily. My unwillingness to pay for petrol really has an effect on the economy and shows those murdering 'bushies' (I hope my mom packed my lunch, a 35 year old grown man should be able to enjoy a good lunch). After I cross a busy intersection, screaming pro-mornic BS, I am sniped by people with good taste. I suck.

---That has been the life in the day of a liberal--- (teehee)

A day at work

i wonder if we can start a trend here... right here on bucketsofjoy... from now on, mr. b will now be called "mister bresnahan" and we will call mr yarbrough "y" and see if we can gett in trouble for being to far on the personal level with him. thtat would be incredible to hear that speech. i would laugh sooooooooooooo hard.

Suck it Trebek.......

GREATEST THING EVER(until something better happens)

As you may or may not have noticed...Will Ferrell left saturday night live in the year of our lord two thousand and two. BUT FEAR NOT MY FRIENDS!......He comes back to host the classic show (which has been declining in recent episodes). This should prove to be quite interesting. To see his antics all over again in new skits, never before seen =O. Watch, it comes on May 14th (saturday of course) at about 10:30. Enjoy.

.. And your wager... - Texas with a dollar sign

(makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise)

DYK!---

1. in the movie "airplane" when the 2 black guys were ordering dinner and a 60 year old jive translator had to help-- when the movie was translated into German, they used a Bavarian accent for the nonsense jive.

my brother moves back home from camp college appartment™ sometime soon. this could only mean one thing. what that is, i'm not sure.

What Now Announcements ©

1. today marks one week for me and whitney. bravo! quickly making its way into the record books (you're great)
2. yesterday celebrated 6 months for Stephen and Melanie
3. the concert last night went well. will tore it up on his solo, i hope my 3 were complimentary to his
4. ... i remember this one time, i was running across the united states, i was winning, and everyone said to me "____ you're the best in the world at everything you do!!!!" ........................................... (15 min. later) .................................... (20 min. later) .................. (20 min. later) ....... .......................... (87 min. later) "and thats why everyone thinks that i'm the best, so trumpets, remember: thats a B natural"

making music is like voting for president