Happy New Year!

yes... now go to bed

Confessions to make

yes, i know... i was wrong... here goes.. pay attention this doesn't happen much

i used to laugh at anyone who would buy an ipod. i thought they were silly. i thought others were better. and after unwrapping my "big gift" on Christmas morning, i realized that i was way off. THIS THING IS COOL. 60 gb ipod video. sweetness. x 10. right now i'm putting all my music on it, accounting for about 8 gb so far. but the night is young. we'll see.

i got like 17 flashlights this Christmas. weird. and a movie.

and 15 bucks to spend on itunes. yes!

chow

2 days!

yes, 2 days until Christmas... if you will watch my website carefully tomorrow night (which is Christmas eve) i will be tracking santa so everyone can know when to go to avoid santa catching you awake which results in no presents. JUST BECAUSE I'M LOOKING OUT FOR YOU

i love Christmas

and hey, only 2 weeks left of my last first term of high school. dangit. my last 2nd term of high school should be so hard, i dont know if i'll graduate. i'm gadooshin serious. band, oral comm, american history AND AGRI!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD GRIEF. (is he kidding?) my new bowling ball came in and let me tell you the curves....... well........ they're curvacous. i guess anyway. maybe they just have to be. its round. i 'll say that, its round. very round. and burgandy. i know i butchered some words in there, but if i didn't lauren would stop commenting. its a sad life.

and thats all i have to say about that

Merry CHRISTmas

i wasn't going to post, but i decided i had to. now pay attention-- here goes.

me and bradley were thinking in PE the other day what words we could use that would be better than all of that "intense " and "f*tch" that we've all been hearing out of Helli and Kannah, Lauren, and Celeste. after several hours of thought, we finally had them-

the ultimate words:

1. Gadoosh. Gadoosh means incredible. for instance "MAN that brown gravy was GADOOSH today!"
2. Bachonk. Bachonk is a level of amazement that will never be reached. "Man that brown gravy was BACHONK!"

--as you can see, we did a very good job. definately owe some credit to my PE cohort Brad Smith

titles are for pansies

... ok so i just couldn't think of a catchy one... bite me

this past weekend was pretty hip. friday i went to celeste's birthday party, but left around 8.30 to go to geoff's, but ended up just going to travis's until 1.30. supa fun. saturday was less hip. we had to march in the local CHRISTmas parade, and no one likes parades anyway, so it was pretty lousy. i didn't feel like going all out with a costume and whatnot, but i did wear a santa hat (to keep my ears warm)


today was pretty stinky as well. mr platt was totally in a bad mood and that kinda made me more mad than i get when he's in his usual mood. it wasn't bad until he threw our folders down on the floor right in front of me as i was reaching out to get them. i still don't know who he's talking about when he says that kids in our band only get 1/4 of a scholarship to UCA, because out of the 4 of us, 3 have gotten full scholarships, and 1 hasn't heard back yet. even still: A FOURTH OF A SCHOLARSHIP TO UCA IS BETTER THAN A FOURTH OF AN EDUCATION AT MONTICELLO. oh yes, i went there...

oh yeah, they have forrestry.

in PE we played what had to be the worst game ever created. actually, it wasn't... i still dont believe that this game actually exists. i have a hard time getting my mind around how retarded it was. i'm so at loss for words, i had to call a college professer to ask him what word to use. (use faux pas). i kinda got in the CHRISTmas spirit today as i was putting wreaths on the front of my house.... then it happened....my parents came home and i went to bed

another one for vilonia

some of you may be surprised to find an edited post. i decided talking bad about the administration at vilonia for not letting us out on a snow day wouldn't be a good idea. so lets just say: WE SHOULD'VE BEEN OUT TODAY

A few things you should know...

... about Mr. T.

Mr. T doesn't pity anyone who likes the Black Eyed Peas. He just kills them

Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.

Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood.

Mr. T pities fools because even fools deserves their daily dose of vitamin T.

Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's.

Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity.

23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

On the A-team, Face , Haniabal, and Murdoch were all masters of disguise. Mr T didn't have to wear a disguise. The bad guys didn't recognize him out of fear.

Despite popular belief, Mr. T in fact ended the civil rights movement by getting on a bus....all caucasian people moved to the back.

Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors.

Mr. T once shook hands with Chuck Norris, or so it appeared, in actuality, their combined power caused an earthquake, which gave their hands a look of shaking to any onlookers, who were probably too scared to accurately testify anyway.

Mr. T's pity for fools is used by mathematicians as a demonstration of the concept of infinity.

There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk.

Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it.

Mr. T coined the phrase, "I see dead people," after the waiting staff at Denny's forgot his birthday.

Mr. T once bit off more than he could chew. He ate it anyway.

Yoda had two sons. To one he taught pity, to the other he gave the gift of the beard.

One day when Mr. T was just a little T doing push-ups on the schoolyard, he heard some kids singing "I'm a little tea-pot." Thinking those kids were tarnishing his reputation by associating T and pot, mini Mr. T proceeded to rip off the kids' handles and dislocate their spouts before tipping them over and knocking them out.

Mr. T once pitied the sun. An ice age followed.

The last time Mr. T went to McDonald's, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occured next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history.

It took five women 2 years to give birth to Mr. T.

Mr. T was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting pain.

Mr. T skis uphill.

Despite popular belief, if there is a fool in the woods, and nobody is around to hear his jibba jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him.

If people showed the same amount of pity toward the millions of sick and hungry across the world as Mr. T shows toward just one fool, famine and war would be wiped out. But Mr. T would start it again, as the peaceful jibba jabba would sicken him.

Mr. T invented the colors red, yellow, green, brown, and gray. Just because he could.

Mr. T is the Dance Dance Revolution World Champion.

Mr. T once challenged Samson to a duel because he thought he was a pretty boy. Samson's hair didn't stand a chance against Mr. T's mohawk, and he was pitied into submission. The Philistines rejoiced until Mr. T scowled at their jibba jabba, whereupon their temple collapsed from the immense weight of the pity laid upon it.

Mr. T's mowhawk is actually made of 1.5 inch steel pins, much like a porcupine quill. He uses them to headbutt unsuspecting homeless people.

Mr. T can stare at the sun.

ou walk up to Mr. T and say, "You're my idol." He will look at you with one eye until you turn to stone, thinking that's what you wanted.

Mr. T eats cancer for breakfast.

TAKE THAT MASON