If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

yes, you read correctly on cremedrops, i went to the thrift store today. actually both of them. first we went to Goodwill, because my broher wanted to find a retro bowling ball bag for his ball (that he'd bought a few days earlier at salvation army) and we found what we were looking for. a totally classy hard-case thing. it holds a bowling ball, i think. we left goodwill with our $2 case and set out for salvation army. there, i found myself a bowling bag (i dont have a ball, or shoes) and noticed a $3 price tag on it. it was a pretty blew (from doyle gammel, yes i know its spelled incorrectly, get your mind out of the gutter) baby blue actually. i opened it and there was a ball, AND SHOES in it! amazing! and still only $3. phenominal. i bought that puppy, and headed out to the car with my prize, when some punk kid on a tricycle said to me "nice bag, you *** (gay person)" i was shocked, but then looked down and saw that i was carrying a baby blue bowling bag that is totally the right size for a cosmetic bag. i smiled and said "thanks." what was i to do?

no report on the girl situation yet. probably wont for a while. hoping to get a date before spring break is out, and yes, i'll take pictures to prove it.

thtanks anyway, guys.