The Astros are OWNING
... yes thats right... who has the best record in major league baseball for this season-- the Astros.. yeah.. getcha some
I AM THE TRASHKETBALL MASTA!!!!
but i mean, seriosly.. was there ever any doubt. i always own trashketball. its my thing.. i mean come on.
IN RESPONSE TO THE QUESTION OF THE DAY. from a few days ago
Reasons why Cheese cake is actually a pie, rather than a cake. i consulted one of my best friends in the entire world: Scalzi. he writes
Jon,
Pie. While I do enjoy carrot cake I submit that cheesecake (a misnomer, as it is actually a pie from the custard family) is the more important and ultimately superior sector-shaped dessert.
First, delivery. Cakes crumble and often disintegrate at the slightest provocation not having the fortitude to withstand handling. Cheesecakes, on the other hand, were first conceived during the Middle Ages as a formidable (and tasty) siege weapon. To this day this formidable custard retains the same cohesion that allowed this ancient custard to be flung from catapults at defenders upon the walls.
Second, topping. While the cheesecake is clearly tasty enough to enjoy unadorned (unlike the cake which must be frosted), a myriad of flavors and toppings have emerged to enhance our pie eating experience. Furthermore, while the cake frosting has devolved into a hideously colored mishmash of food coloring, powdered sugar and vegetable shortening, the cheesecake topping has remained true and pure---caramel, chocolate and fruits sauces.
Finally, two words: graham crackers. Really, need I say more?
I AM THE TRASHKETBALL MASTA!!!!
but i mean, seriosly.. was there ever any doubt. i always own trashketball. its my thing.. i mean come on.
IN RESPONSE TO THE QUESTION OF THE DAY. from a few days ago
Reasons why Cheese cake is actually a pie, rather than a cake. i consulted one of my best friends in the entire world: Scalzi. he writes
Jon,
Pie. While I do enjoy carrot cake I submit that cheesecake (a misnomer, as it is actually a pie from the custard family) is the more important and ultimately superior sector-shaped dessert.
First, delivery. Cakes crumble and often disintegrate at the slightest provocation not having the fortitude to withstand handling. Cheesecakes, on the other hand, were first conceived during the Middle Ages as a formidable (and tasty) siege weapon. To this day this formidable custard retains the same cohesion that allowed this ancient custard to be flung from catapults at defenders upon the walls.
Second, topping. While the cheesecake is clearly tasty enough to enjoy unadorned (unlike the cake which must be frosted), a myriad of flavors and toppings have emerged to enhance our pie eating experience. Furthermore, while the cake frosting has devolved into a hideously colored mishmash of food coloring, powdered sugar and vegetable shortening, the cheesecake topping has remained true and pure---caramel, chocolate and fruits sauces.
Finally, two words: graham crackers. Really, need I say more?
posted by Jon at 5:16:00 PM
2 Comments:
ooo jon! how would i ever have known wat the answer to my question was with out you. i am gonnna have to think of some new ones. i havnet thought of any in a while so i will. you can count on it. i will! lol! love you!
oh you can ask me anything! because i know everything
love you too--whoever you may be
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