BREAKING NEWS STORY

ok ok... so i'm sitting in the bandroom talking right? and derek walks up to me all like "hey man, check this out! Can you believe this?" i didn't see anything out of the ordinary on the innocent McDonalds tray liner he'd just handed me, but upon closer inspection i saw something that startled me... a star and crescent. now.. there are other stars and crescents on this liner, but not near the correct assembly like we have on this one. i really want to know what thats doing on there. something is afoot, for sure.


innocent enough? have a closer look?
see, now that i've convinced you? why do you think this symbol of the islamic faith/ottoman empre made an apperance with McDonalds? email questions/suggestions to: bucketsofjoy@gmail.com

i personally think its a conspiracy and is acutally one day going to replace the golden arches that mcdonalds is no so notorious for. here some more on the star and crescent-- it appears on the flags of Turkey, Pakistan, and the Muslims in Bosnia-Herzgovina. wikipedia calls it "the Muslim red cross." and here's a kicker- it one of the symbols of the Kappa Sigma Fraternity. the crescent more than likely is the moon, and the star is said to represent Venus coming closer to the moon during the sunrise hours. SO- is McDonalds making a Women's Rights publicity stunt here? Women are from Venus, you know... but how do womens rights activists fit in with fraternity boys? the answer is simple. MCDONALDS. NOW.. what does McDonalds have to do with womens rights activists and fraternity boys--- sounds like someone's stuck in the middle. you'll be needing some coffee after this one Ronald...

"ohp."