"... at walmart, there was a 3 dollar mask, and a 6 dollar mask, and i thought of you"

oh mercy...
this post will be fontalicious.

i was thinking, as many have thought before...

1. why, when we are picked to win, do we always lose every football game? jeez! we lost to frikin greenbrier!

i was at the airport today dropping off my aunt, and i saw a KLM sign. i almost messed myself down both legs. anyway.

why dont i like KLM? because i flew KLM once, on a connecting flight from Frankfurt, Germany, to Amsterdam, Holland. What should have been a normal 45 min. connecting flight, we had about 45 min of torture inside a chicken coop of a twin engine aircraft. i'm not sure if it was a turboprop or a jet, or some combination of the 2, it was rough, noisy, and FILTHY. but we had an awesome tunaish sandwich and fruit cup, and strangely enough, mountain dew! i almost.. (well, you get the idea) when i saw that because apparently europe is in denial of its heavenly existence. the can was really old school too. small mouth and everything- i felt like a kid again.