i asked lauren messer out and she said "yes"

yay!

as many of you have heard, tomorrow the infamous plaid bag will be heading into surgery... an internal structure support system transplant, stitches, and removal of cancerous duct tape. i'm sad. as most of you should be.

the astros are behind 2 games in the world series... but i'm not worried...

HOLY CHOOT! I ASKED LAUREN MESSER OUT AND SHE SAID "YES!" AHH!