Saturday, September 10, 2005

here we are again

a new fad has been sweeping vilonia high and has taken it by storm. everyone's doing it, some twice a week! what is this fashionable trend i'm talking about? in one word: fighting. its all the rage. they're breaking out after band, after school, during lunch, any time you can imagine. so in honor of this new vilonia pastime, a new weekly column will be featured on WHAT NOW: Fight of the Week™ (FTW!)

FIGHT OF THE WEEK

we had two young ladies duke it out friday during lunch. a senior, and a sophomore. the senior (who we'll call "regina") grabbed the sophomore ("louise") by the hair and forcefully removed her from her seat. regina then proceeded to slam louise's face into the concrete floor. louise tried to grab regina's hair, but failed as her head was further nailed to the floor. the on duty teacher then rushed from the front doors and had to struggle to pull regina off of louise. a few minutes later, nothing was left but a pile of black hair on the floor and some eye-witness reports say- blood. regina's hair was a little out of shape, but not nearly as out of shape as louise's face.

i hope this doesn't end up as controversial

vhs fight count: 5

vilonia comes back after a lose last week to beat lakeside last night. they now are at an even 1-1 and an un-updated hootens ranking has us at #18 in the state.

uca is also 2-0 (w/l) and with a large win today, it looks like they are going to be good.

that is all for today, i may post again later, because i actually did get on here to say something useful. oh well. cheerio!

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