i have lost count on fights
as many of you have noticed, both lunches were extended starting monday by 5 minutes. i never noticed there being a problem with the lunch schedule/passing period, but apparently others do not share that with me. so what the heck are we going to do with those extra 5 minutes? my lunch table shares the answer--
- learn italian
- do homework (yea right)
- develop your own "silly walk"
- express your emotions through artwork made by leftover ranch dressing
- perfect your "broccoli field goal challenge" technique
- make a new friend
- tell stories that are incredibly exciting but totally lie for every second
- explore the differences in the viscosities of any of the new milk flavors we have
- explore further why "Orange Smoothie" (1%milkfat) tastes like ranch, tea, and the buttery stuff left after you eat corn (not on country-style corn days, of course)
- develop your own philosophy into a 1000+ page book
- write a movie script for the movie "the boy who cried cabbage"
a special thanks to everyone at my lunch table- Derek, Eric, Trey, Stephanie, Kazmyn, Bill, and Lauren. OH and who can forget about our good buddy Jeff Pitts! thank you all!
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oh and i forgot:
12. try and get anything stuck on your tray that will cause disharmony in the amazing pattern of jason the lunch-scraper man
Just b/c the assembly didn't directly cost the school, doesn't mean it wasn't illegal. Prayer in school was free but it was illegal. You are biased. -derek
you are biased because it wasn't a ____ __ ______ assembly. they didn't pray. and besides, class president eric set up the assembly with no help from the school, and he is an athiest.
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