Reasons why Mister Y should be respected...
For legal purposes...the name of ____________ will be replaced with 'John Doe'
The following is a list of reasons why the 'infamous' (John Doe) should be respected (at least in the presence of such a 'heavy' hearted individual)
-He helps to keep the budget of america balanced. He makes up for what the average american does not spend by buying a 100 mcnugget meal daily....for his family.....okay maybe he shares a few......alright he scarfs the thing in 3 seconds flat.
-He is a first line of defense against terroristic attack. They mistake him for clusters of people, indicating a city, thus keeping america safe.
-He keeps the fifties gell companies in buisness with his purchase of their product to keep his 'cool' hair style in place.
-And last....if you do NOT respect (John Doe)....he will eat you......
-This has been a public service announcement-
The following is a list of reasons why the 'infamous' (John Doe) should be respected (at least in the presence of such a 'heavy' hearted individual)
-He helps to keep the budget of america balanced. He makes up for what the average american does not spend by buying a 100 mcnugget meal daily....for his family.....okay maybe he shares a few......alright he scarfs the thing in 3 seconds flat.
-He is a first line of defense against terroristic attack. They mistake him for clusters of people, indicating a city, thus keeping america safe.
-He keeps the fifties gell companies in buisness with his purchase of their product to keep his 'cool' hair style in place.
-And last....if you do NOT respect (John Doe)....he will eat you......
-This has been a public service announcement-
posted by Anonymous at 4:40:00 PM
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