well well well.. we've unearthed a plot!

i've researched more into the bread catastrophe, and i've discovered some SHOCKING news. the bread in question, the multi-colored bread, is actually just a disguise. my thinking was that it was the brown (wheat) bread only masked by artificial food coloring. IT TOOK MY BY STORM! the colored bread is really the WHITE bread in disguise! can you believe that? the white bread is trying to make consumers feel sorry for him by making us think that the brown bread is out to get him, when really he is the criminal mastermind of this culinary crime! i've been tricked. ooh the poor brown bread.. you think that through genetically engineering your bread, that it will be much better than the breads of the 18th century but we were wrong. OH WHOLE WEAT HOW WE HAVE MISTREATED YOU! you just cant beat mother nature.why try and top what you've had when you've already got whatcha need. i am truly upset.