oh mercy if i could ever understand women like mel gibson does

then i would be the man

and probably have a girlfriend

well thursday marks the first junior high band "trip." the youngsters get to go to russelville. you see, me, and those in my grade, never got to go to russelville. or any away game for that matter. it rained out one year and the next, the 8th graders played a role in trashing a local business establishment and succeeded in stripping us of our trip. poo.

today while playing my mind control device, i successfully defended the kansas city chiefs 25-22. what a game.

also today i thought back on a previous idea i had last year at lunch. it will definately change the culinary world and re-define the american meal. it is, simply put, mashed gravy potatoes-- you see, the gravy is in the potatoes. this would revolutionize the side-dish industry. never agian would you have to worry about stirring the potatoes when you pour gravy on top of them. you would simply scoop yourself a dallop of this wonderful mix and be on your way. it could be put into cups, into tubes, and i imagine at some point it would find it way into the capsule form. what a wonderful discovery i have made.

take that aramark