Monday, October 04, 2004

HELLO! (HELLo HELlo HEllo Hello hello...) quite an echo in here

yes, its been almost a week since the last post. productivity is down. but hey. i've had almost 6 days to think about it; this the ultimate post.

I went to the grocery store yesterday to purchase a half gallon of whole milk. or was it a whole gallon of half milk. whatever color your horse, i was to purchase something smelling of dairy. (and cow defecation, if it was the whole milk that i was to purchase). meanwhile, my eye is caught! (wham) and my attention is diverted off of the dairy case and onto the baked-goods section. what did i see but RAINBOW-colored bread. this rendered me speechless for a few moments. rainbow-colored bread would for certain reset the boundaries between the two races of bread. you could no longer descriminate agianst the brown (or as the politically correct say it "wheat") bread, because at least 1/6 of the rainbow bread was in fact brown. OTOH, we have the white ("nutritionally enhanced") bread. then i am dumbfounded when i discover that in the rainbow bread, there is no white swirl! is this an attempt at kicking the nutritionally enhanced white bread out of the race for the head-of-baked-goods isle? this third party candidate, what are his crudentials. is there substance behind his coat of many colors? or is it all a bunch of hoopalah aimed at tearing down the king of processed breads? is the wheat bread behind this? did he secretly pay mr colorful to show himself off so that mr white would be cut down? how does rye feel about this? what is his take? should this new-comer to the bread market be further investigated? is he a fony? who does he think he is coming in here and trying to de-throne the king? cant he decide on a color? "oh.. you think yellow is best? well i've got yellow! green! great!" thinks he's soooo smart..

this of course will be investigated more in depth in the coming days, but for now, lets conduct a pole to decide who should be the king of rising-yeast goodness.

1 Comments:

Blogger Jon said...

i like wheat. it is hearty and yummy and makes me smile!

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