jon, you have so much to learn

Oh, jon, when will you learn that posts must have points to them? True, you have posted well-nigh every day, and that's commendable. But, my friend, you need content. Or, make stuff up, like this part:

Whoa, did you guys see on the news how a giant clam ate this guy off the Japanese coast, and they had to use the jaws of life to get him out? He was all half-digested when they did, and the clam was put down with a shotgun. Dang.

See, kinda like that.

Of course, this post has no real content - Curse you, hypocrisy!!!