YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE THIS

ok, so i went to go get the oil changed in the Envoy the other day at the crain dealership, and while i was waiting for them to change the oil, i went into their lobby to parooze the free cookies and the free cider. then i saw a table with a bunch of paper and pens and a big white bucket and a sign that says "win a car" and so i went to investigate. i looked for some reason that i would not be able to try for this "free" car, but i didn't find anything, so a few questions later i was in the pool to win. then, today, a message came across the answering machine that said "this is so-and-so from crain delarship, and recently you registered to win a new car in our annual drawing, and we drew your name! come by saturday from 1-3 to win your car!" LET ME TELL YOU i almost pooped down BOTH LEGS! and then i heard what had to be the worst news EVER!!!!! she finished her cheery message by saying "remember to bring a copy of your ID so we can verify that you are over 21 and good luck!" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHH
I CANT FRIGGIN BELIEVE THAT!!!! THATS A MESS OF MESSY MESS!
GOSH DANGIT!!!!!!!

so just to let you know-- i hate myself. good grief