Finally my huge nose pays off!

So I was reading my book for history and i came accross this footnote: "It is a common superstition in many societies that the size of a man's nose relects the size of his penis." I don't know if you can tell from my picture of not...but my nose if freakin' huge! Now i'm not saying anything...
Anyway, its been rainy...and I want it to stop because we have band contest on Tues. and if it doesn't stop we won't get to practice any beforehand and we'll suck the big nut.
That's all I got for now boys and girls...