Whines and the Whining Whiners Who Whine Them

Oh, you. That's what you get for dealin' with them darnded sophomores. Dang. They'll tear you up. Believe me, I speak from experience - and you were even trying with a more hospitable chick than I was! Oh well. Don't let these inter-class hurdles tear you down like they did in Victorian England, as I well know. But, hey... ignore her for the next semester, and she might go to prom with you!

Okay, that's enough of my ranting for this week. Stay tuned for my next post, when King Tut battles Josef Stalin for title of Mud-Wrestling Historical Figure Champion of the Eastern Hemisphere™! Who will win? Find out next time!