Haiku Korner

What's happenin' -
Today I'm going to resurrect an old classic - the Haiku Korner. From now on, it will be a periodic feature here on Y.I.D.G.I.E., and I hope all you kids dig it. Here goes:

Monkeys surround me -
bananas, they smell on me;
I fear for my life.

Please feel free to post your own haiku's as comments to this post, and in the future, Jon and/or Bill may publish their own "Haiku Korners". Enjoy!