THIS JUST IN

Michael Jackson has just been arrested. apparently he broke the new "three tikes, your out" rule.

well guys it looks like i wasted *cough* $76.99 *cough* on that piece of silver i got ashlie. apparently i'm not worth waiting a month or two for. and to twist the knife, amidst the 2 week period that we didn't say a word to each other, i told her something, and then lied and told one of her best friends something different. strange. SO LADIES, IT LOOKS LIKE JON IS BACK ON THE MARKET. (please, no riots this time, guys.. come on)

so what am i going to do with this non-refundable-because-i-removed-and-trashed-the-price-tag beauty. anybody got any ideas? i was thinking

1. wear it and make ALL the girls even more jealous than i already do
2. sell it on ebay
3. keep it and give it to another girl (thats low, but come on...)
4. send it to one of my hollywood honeys
5. melt it down and make bullets out of it to shoot.... a deer...... yes......
6. bury it in her front yard

why is the brad pit/jennifer aniston breakup featured on the news before the golden globe "who wears who" scene? come on.. i mean who gives a flip?

im very tired

I'M SO FREAKIN BORED, COULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS. THATS OFF THE CHAIN, FOO